The Corgi Orgy

I’M BORED…you think to yourself. What on earth can I do? I have read every WhatsApp message 10 times over. There is nothing on daytime TV. There surely must be other things to do online. 

Well hold it right there. Here we have a  real gem of a site for you to checkout. Head on down to corgiorgy.com 

You will see loads of moving little corgis along with this loud kind of cute awful music and the un-nerving sound of a dog going woof! woof! woof! non-stop. Then a really large corgi dog appears moving slowly across you screen. Right that’s it, you think, is this what my life has finally come too? So you try to leave the page by moving your mouse and boredom quickly turns to blind panic, As you desperately try to find it so you can escape from this nightmare your mouse seems to have disappeared. Then out of the corner of your eye you spot it. Slowly you head for the little X at the top of the page. Then suddenly you see a link at the bottom, so you click it…

You then find yourself staring at an Instagram page of cute little dogs. Eventually you make your escape, and you realise that you have just witnessed the most pointless website on the face of this planet. But at least your boredom has gone.